Consultation for a Custom Salve
Interested in a made-specifically-for-you alchemical product? This option is for an online consultation to receive a custom-made salve.
A consultation will start with a brief conversation, by text or video chat, about what you're looking for. I'll go over the information and spend time researching and selecting ingredients and appropriate processing method to meet your desires. This selection process will be based on publicly accessable study and safety data, several published Materia Medica, and alchemical wisdom. This process may take 1-2 weeks.
Then we'll have a chat, up to 30 minutes in length, by text or video chat. I will explain my selection and the method of processing best suited for it. During this time we can also converse about your questions, explore alternative options, and make adjustments to the recipe.
Video calls are available between 12-8pm MST on Mondays and Wednesdays. I also have limited availability for in-person consultations within the state of Colorado.
If you're pleased with the choice I've made, I'll offer you a price quote for the recipe and batch size you're interested in; between 6-24oz. Half of this cost will be billed up front to cover a large part of the material cost, and then I'll get to work on producing your salve. This process takes between 12 and 60 days, depending on the ingredients and methods used to extract them. When it's done, I'll bill you for the other half and drop the finished product in the mail. If you are delighted by the product, I can produce future batches for you based on this consultation. You will also receive the recipe as two text documents in the form of a Master Manufacturing Record (MMR) and a Standard Operating Procedures (SOP) guide for its manufacture by e-mail, or printed and included with your shipment.
“These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.”
Refund Policy
This service to formulate and deliver a custom product is billed in three stages. None of these are refundable, as they represent the cost of the process and materials at each given point in the process. If you do not want the finished product you are welcome to not pay the final installment, in which case you will not receive any product or the MMR and SOP for the product. I reserve the right to produce whatever formula I develop on your behalf as my own product, unless we have agreed to otherwise (subject to an additional fee), or to sell the finished product if you do not make the third payment.
Restrictions
Note that I cannot produce salves using legally restricted plants, such as Cannabis sativa or Ephedra sinica. I also cannot produce and ship a salve made with plants which are restricted in your residential area (such as Blue Lotus Flower products in the State of Louisiana).
This product is only available for humans ages 18+.
Availability
Availability of this product changes frequently based on how many projects I can manage at a given point in time. If out of stock, please check back in about a week for openings.
Disclaimer
I am not a doctor or a medical professional. I cannot diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any kind of disease, symptom, or disease state. Nothing about this product listing is intended to imply otherwise. The FDA severely limits the type of information I can communicate, as a product manufacturer, in regards to the potential uses of plants which may be interpreted as 'medical', 'treatment', 'prevention', or 'cures'.
If the language of your initial request imples treatment or cure for a medical condition or disease process, I will decline to produce a product and refund your consultation fee. If later discussion implies a treatment or cure, I will decline to produce the product (which would then be classified as a 'drug' by FDA standards) and you will not receive a refund. Please use your language carefully.